favorite excerpts from 'living in sin'
listening to:
biggie
mood:
calm. in need of a siesta.
2006-12-19 - 3:00 p.m.
Living in Sin is one of my favorite little columns to read once a week from jensincero.com.
Here are two of my favorite from the very recent past.
12-13-2006
Booty Call Rules:
1.) Make sure there's something about your booty call that you find repulsive/unacceptable/embarrassing
2.) Find someone who lives in a different state and ship him in/farm yourself out as needed
3.) Don't hang out outside the bedroom
4.) Don't talk too much inside the bedroom
5.) Don't loan him books, CDs, clothing, money, anything else that gives you any excuse, other than sex, to see him
6.) If you must talk on the phone, make it quick. Or dirty.
7.) Don't sit around and fantasize about what your children would look like. Don't doodle his name on your notebook
8.) Make sure all out of state booty stays with you for no more than 3 days
9.) Make sure all local booty travels in different circles
10.) Be mighty real about how you feel
12-19-2006
Candy looks good and tastes great, but it doesn't nourish us or help us grow.
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